I received this by e-mail today. Can't help but share the giggle :)
"For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood preesure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps."
"When do you drink water?"
"I've never been that sick!"
No wonder I'm always hungry - it's all the fault of the glass or two of white wine I have each evening with RMan... (giggle)